Just me? Oh well...
|No, this isn't the runner.|
The Jetty Runner:
Ever vigilant at my post; meerkat sentinel-style; I see everything and nothing...at the same time...
*skiff-skiff-TICK-scuff-tictic-scuffscuff*..*.repeat*...Heavy breathing.....*repeat*...altogether now...
I'm a half mile out in the Gulf of Mexico...
Half of me is thinking, "I'm either about to hear some one scream 'HEY! GET OFF THE JETTY!', 'SHARKNADOOOO!!!,' or I am being attacked by a cyborg.
I whip around, and luckily, neither one of those things happened, but I was still pretty taken aback by the sight I saw.
This guy was full on jetty skiing. Two hiking poles and some sweet looking cross trainers, this cat was pulling off an easy 9 minute mile across granite chasms lined with razor sharp barnacles on salt and slime covered boulders. I had no other choice than to be thoroughly impressed. I didn't ask the guy's name, or why he did it, or what gave him the idea or even take a picture. I just kinda sat there, statuesquely indifferent, putting off a vibe of, "Just waiting for something to happen." And off little tik-tik ran, just like that...training on the roughest terrain in south Texas. I might have to try it someday.
By the way, Don't Google search "Jetty Runner"
|"jetty_runner.run" Yep. That about sums it up|
It's 06:30 and, despite having forgotten to notify State Park officials that I would need access before regular hours, I have successfully rendezvoused with my Creel Survey Cohort and am at the base of a discreet jetty-fishing location. Readying for the day's punishment with a healthy dose of powdered sugar doughnuts, I notice headlights almost a half mile down the beach. The vehicle remains parked for approximately 5 minutes, then proceeds to back up and jet back down the beach access road.
As if from nowhere in the dawn's early light, the apparition of the cousin of the nephew of Peter Tosh. Forgive me, but I rarely encounter true Jahmaican nationals. "Ellooo Mahn."
"How's it going?"
"Heveryting is goood braddah. What kine na fish can dem keep heer mahn?"
So I give this guy the run-down of trout, reds, whiting, the occasional pompano, hardheads, the usual; give him a regulation card...
"HAHA, mahn, dis heer means notting to me. I doon't know what dey are"
" Oh yeah, hold on." I says, and hand him one of the precious few Pocket ID guides I have left.
"Ahlright! One loave braddah!"
So this guy takes off down the jetty, finds a suitable rock, and sits down to admire the view, and I assume my post on the most comfortable rock I can find. Oh yeah, we forgot chairs that day.
Next thing I know, Roots, Rock, Reggae is up doing Tai Chi!
I've seen more out of place things in my life, but this was up there. Upon further inspection, however, I notice that the guy is handlining. A wad of monofilament, a weight, a hook and a piece of shrimp. For 6 hours, I watched this guy pull in fish after fish, while the rod holder rangers caught nada in comparison. Artfully conducting the symphonic battle of centripetal and centrifugal force, our handliner releases the line, allowing centrifugal force a flying victory. It was really an artform in its simplicity.
Again, I wish I had a picture. Some things are better left imagined, no?